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Mabelvale Youth Association - Mabelvale, Ar
Two Retired Baseball PlayersThere were two 'very old' retired baseball players. Bob, (lefty) and Ray, (catcher-ray). Ray (catcher-ray) was dying , in fact he had 2 outs in the bottom of the 9th inning ,nobody on, and it's 9-0, not in his favor.
Bob, (lefty) was at his bed side, and Ray say's "I'm slipping fast old buddy".
Bob, say's "before you go, there's something I got ta know."
Ray, say's "what is it?"
Lefty say's "I've always wondered if there is baseball in heaven? When you get there can you find out and somehow let me know"?
Catcher-Ray said, "sure if there's a way to let you know , I'll do that for you".
So, it wasn't long and Ray passed away.
About a week had passed and one night Bob, had just went to bed and he heard this voice, "LEFTY --------BOB----".
Ray, "is that you?"
Yeesss it's , me, Ray, Catcher-Ray. I have good news and bad news for you........"
"The good news is YES, their is Baseball in HEAVEN .."
Lefty "that's great!!!! . Now what's the bad news?"
"Well", Ray said, "there is a game in two days and YOUR PITCHING !!!!!"
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"How can you win, Satan?" asked St. Peter. "All the famous ballplayers are up here."
"How can I lose?" answered Satan.
"All the umpires are down here."
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