Little Oaks Ball Park Mabelvale Youth Association - Mabelvale, Ar
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Humor
There were two 'very old' retired baseball players. Bob, (lefty) and Ray,
(catcher-ray). Ray (catcher-ray) was dying , in fact he had 2 outs in the
bottom of the 9th inning ,nobody on, and it's 9-0, not in his favor. |
#10 |
Super glue his clip board to the wall of the dugout. | |
#9 |
Scream like a maniac the entire game. | |
#8 |
Inform the meanest, biggest, most cantakerous umpire in the league that coach thinks he calls balls and strikes like a girl. | |
#7 |
Hide all the practice balls and replace them with tennis balls. | |
#6 |
Teach the players to respond to everything he says with, "Quite right, old bean." | |
#5 |
Hide his car keys at every practice. | |
#4 |
Fill his can of caffeine free diet coke with Jolt Cola and then watch him run those bases like a banshee. | |
#3 |
Just for laughs put a large rubber snake in his equipment bag. | |
#2 |
During tense games have team dads come up to him every ten minutes or so and say, "Hey, big man, give me a hug!" | |
#1 |
Call him every morning at 5:00 AM because you, "Just wanna talk baseball or softball!" |
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